Is String theory (and by extention, Super String theory) proof that adherents of The Flying Spaghetti Monster?

Here's how I look at it: If you take a clump of wet spaghetti and throw it against the wall, due to Heisenberg's Uncertainty Principle it is impossible to predict which individual strand of spaghetti will hit the wall first (or even which segment of the strand). And until the clump of spaghetti actually hits the wall each individual strand is, in effect, Schr�dinger's Pasta.